Helloo there,

Walking by the riverside in the past few weeks, looking at all the couples sat outside in the sunshine (when it hasn't been raining of course) made me realise two things: Shit, I think I am jealous of all the couples sharing drinks and private jokes. Second: while they're enjoying each others company, I'm sitting in the pub with a few mates, drinking far too much and chatting the kind of rubbish only drunkards talk about.

Before you start envisaging Jimmy Royle let me tell you about me, I am 27 years old, been to University, I now work in IT and live on my own in Reading town centre. I'm just over 6ft tall, with short dark hair and eyes (the hair is short; not the eyes). I'm mixed race - half British / half Pakistani - I'm not religious in any was at all and certainly don't sound like a rude boy. I also have the kind of chest hair that would make Austin Powers weep - so, depending on your viewpoint I'm either a gorilla or 100% pure machismo (I prefer the latter BTW!)
To balance out the binge drinking, I hit the gym during the week. I would love to say how much I love the gym and talk about all the feel good endorphins that float around your body after a good work out.... But I wouldn't want to lie to you. I do not enjoy the gym: panting on a treadmill while looking at your reflection in the mirror is not my idea of fun. Sadly, I go to the gym out of reasons of sheer vanity, and to keep the beer belly at bay!
(Google the term: 'drunkorexic')
I also consider myself to be hilarious. Not many others do, but I do try awfully dam hard.

I would love to talk about my extensive range of hobbies too, but I don't have any. I enjoy movies and catching up with friends. (meals out and good conversation are not hobbies!) Maybe if you have any interesting interests then you can introduce them to me?

Where were we? Ah, yes we were talking about me: I can construct a sentence and I have perfectly normal social skills. I am really laid back (perhaps a little too much so) and smoke far too much. I like to think that when I quit smoking I'll be perfect. I was born with two left feet, I have no interest in football and love nothing more than a long lie in on the weekends. I'm slightly old fashioned where I'm of the mindset of meeting for a meal on the first date, rather than just getting drunk. I would also shine my shoes and comb my hair for the occasion.

Just to be clear, I do meet girls on nights out: it's more that I hate the bullsh*t that comes with dating and wouldn't want to waste my time or anyone elses with someone who I could not see a future with. Also, if you hadn't noticed Reading is full of Chavs - they do look hot though, but I'm looking for something more substantial.

I will be honest and hate to admit this: when I'm out on the town on the weekends, spending far too much money and drinking too much, I do have a great time. But, at the same time, I would much rather be having a nice, quiet evening with a great woman. Yup, I think I would love to settle down, but only for the right person.

If you are a fun and intelligent, and confident and attractive then I would love to hear from you.
Sadly, no pic no reply - I don't want to be victim of my mates's wind ups; it also shows that you are genuine. AND this is equally as important: please, please, please show that you have actually read this post before you reply.

Thanks.

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