i am going into hospital for an operation and i currently live alone. I have been instructed to source a nurse to help care for me when I leave hospital. I am a 40 year man and although the operation is minor the rest period will be for 4 weeks.

So therefore I am looking for a caring soul who can find it in there heart to assist me in everyday matter. This will include prep of meals, bed baths, stroking my forehead, dancing in a rather tight uniform and basically caring for my every need.

The ideal candidate should posses the following:

A caring side to themselves
A beautiful smile to light up the room
A figure that belongs on the catwalk
A great sense of adventure
A great attitude to life

Interviews will be held early next week and will consist of a preactice bed bath, and lots of stroking me.

In return for your time you will be rewarded with my company and lots of coffee and lots of stroking in return. Although this may not be rewarding you in a financial way you will find that you will be granted a place in heaven when your time is up.

I would prefer for you to be called Cathy and be lovely.

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