Dating Reading Dating a girl in Reading Date Dates Flirt http://reading.gumtree.com/cgi-bin/list_postings.pl?posting_cat=2720 en-GB Latest posting for Reading guys seeking girls Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:47:00 GMT Gumtree Reading 142 18 http://reading.gumtree.com http://reading.gumtree.com/images/logo.gif Seeking mixed race Christian lady for longterm relationship (London Any, Age: 22) Hi Im easy going reliableloyal black guy 510 seeking a non-smoking curvy mixed race or fair black lady 5 6 and between 24- 34 who is also a commited christian for a long-term relationship. Your pictures gets mine. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/97/26462297.html samotny 26-latek (reading, Age: 26) Czesc wszystkim Wlasnie przeprowadzam sie do Reading i szukam dziewczyny ktora chcialalby nawiazac nowa znajomosc lub ktora podobnie jak ja szuka bliskiej osoby. Jesli jestes zainteresowana to zostaw prosze wiadomosc a napewno sie odezwe. Pozdrawiam papapa http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/22/25280722.html polish guy seekeng asian girl (reading, Age: 26) hello im 26 im looking for a asian girl(becouse their most beatiful) for relationship http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/37/26438637.html Do any Woman read this section (Windsor and Eton, Age: 33) I would like to get to know a woman between 25 and 40 who is interested in getting together occasionally to go out and have fun nights and days out. To have interesting wrangling conversations over dinner. Go dancing a bit. Or get a bit tipsy on red wine and just blob on the couch watching a move by a good director. When were together to relax in a completely comfortable way and walk together holding hands cuddle and kiss and be passionate with each other and enjoy each others bodies. In a free and easy way without trickey emotions of a full relationship. If youre making love less than once a week you deserve more. Im a good looking 33 year old We athletic well earning professional guy. With pretty much wholesome values. Im just between things and Id like to be your friend with benifits. Say hi. x http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/17/26452117.html funny guy looking to take a gamble (Reading, Age: 24) Hey there im a 24 year old guy brown hair blue green eyes and a rugby player build looking for a similar aged girl to meet and take it from there. im into all sports enjoy a good meal and a little bit of television. been in the area since November and havnt found anyone yet hope to hear from you soon r x http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/56/26446656.html : : : : : : : : : : Maybe, just maybe : : : : : : : : : : (Age: 28) Right well if you are some saddo that works for some adult site and wanting me to sign up Read No Further Only reply if you are genuine Ok where was I oh yes I finally plucked up the courage to post an ad on here (and my picture try not to laugh at it too much Realised I ve had enough of being single and just really want someone who will like me and care as much as I would do for them in return. About me I m Dean 28 years old. Work in the City (don t worry I m not one of them typical snobbish city guys who are so far up their own arse it hurts) I have short dark brown black spikey messy hair (or as the people in my office say it looks like I just got out of bed ) umm brown eyes had my eyebrow pierced (I was bored one day whilst at university its not pierced anymore) slim tanned. That s about it really As I said attached is my pic (hopefully it worked) Yes I know I look younger its coz I have a babyface which I hate Anyway send me a message if you re interested. Ps Please don t message me if you re some fat bald 42 year old German bloke named &quot Wolfgang &quot pretending to be some lovely blonde Swedish girl in her mid-20 s I m not that stupid http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/64/24920664.html looking for someone special (Reading, Age: 28) Hi there I am 28 asian male looking for a relationship. About me I work in reading and live very near to Oracle. 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I still wish to meet an oriental chinese lady age 35 to 45 slim 54&quot tall to be my permenant live in potential marriage partner who lives in the uk If you find your self needing to move from a bad relationship or just wanting a new start why not talk to me. I have a nicelt decorated one bed flat in a quiet area of Newbury Berks If you can find it in your heart to love and live with a older gentleman Who will love you and treat you like a lady please get in touch. I will answer all replies and will send pics on request. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/76/24660376.html Any Lady fancy a blind fun date today afternoon evening? (Reading and Surroundings, Age: 38) Well I guess title explains it all. I am a 31 yr old fun loving and friendly guy. Been told I am cute and attractive and I would say that I am not a super model but not ugly at all) Fancy meeting up with a nice lady for few drinks chat and may be loads of flirting and see where things go from there) I am a professional and I like going to bars pubs cinemas theatre travelling sports cooking dancing and walks in the parks along the river. Call Txt me if you also want to have a great afternoon evening as I do.My mob is 07825441262 x http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/47/22971447.html Are you a cricket lover ? (Reading, Age: 44) Hello I have a pair of corporate hospitality tickets for the Twenty20 finals day in Southampton on Saturday 26th July. Do you want to join me I think it would make a fun first date. I am 44 single professional job happy positive outlook on life laid back and easy going with a great sense of humour. Get in touch if you are interested. A http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/55/26404355.html Boyfriend free to good home (Reading, Age: 33) Hi romantic white male 59 tall blond hair blue eyes short beard med build own teeth etc bored of being on my own. Looking for someone to have days out and evenings in with. Get in touch http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/86/23681686.html yes i'm desperate but you don't have to be (reading, Age: 43) hi im a single guy without sex for over 6 years so you could say thats all i need but really all i need is a companioni could probably go the rest of my live without sex if needs bebut this is a frustrating and lonely experience.especially as i have a very high sexdrive and extremely kinky.so anything goes with me. ive been and done a few things and seen a few more so nothing shocks me. so if you want a genuine honest caring forgiving clean(in public anyway) type of guy thats me. if you want my wages paid directly into your account then thatll suit me aswell. perhaps im over trusting but its a two way thing and youll need to trust me first. im interested in anyone of any age 18 to 80 if we light each others fire then age shouldnt matter. if you need security ill provide if you need an equal companion then thats ok if you need a younger agile man then thats me aswell. my age is 43 so i could be any one of these for you. if youre still awake by now then shout me back thanks rob http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/61/25492661.html Muslim Asian Company Director seeks understanding lady (London, UK, Age: 43) 42 yrs 61&quot tall fair handsome medium build financially well-off in unhappy childless marriage. I am seeking an attractive young understanding lady to have a family with and to be involved in business as my personal assistant. I can offer you not only financial security but love compassion friendship care attention a fulfilling life. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/75/21836675.html lonely person (reading, Age: 42) hi thereim desperately lonely having not been in a relationship for over 6 years what with work commitmentsmy daughters and lack of self confidence. im looking initially to go out with someone no strings just to do me a favour. im 42 medium buildbruce willis looks and a charity case not that you can say that about old bruce.lol so if youre feeling life is too short and would like to get old knowing you did this poor sod a good turn it would be appreciated thanks for your time rob http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/02/17300002.html single london black guy seeking loving country girl for longterm relationship (london, Age: 39) hi to all you lovely ladies out there i seem to admire a country girl better than london women so thats exactly ywhy im on the reading site anyway ill tell u more about me. im a black single male age 39 also a single parent bringing up 2 children my 2 youngest are boy ages 11-14 my older ones live alone they are two girls ages 17-19. im a very easy to get on with guy. very independant warm caring loving affectionate etc my height 5&quot 5&quot build slim to medium i have a shaven head im outgoing like walks cinemas winebars etc. im looking for a lady preferrably smaller than me around 5&quot 4&quot or less with nice curvy shape i dnt mind if u have children or not i dnt mind if u drink or smoke as long as we get on enjoy each others company. well i hope someone gets back to me soon. thanx 4 reading my ad hope to hear from u soon x http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/87/26375987.html You have to read this ad if ur a student or single and want fun (reading hampton, Age: 39) Hi ya .im 30s considered attractive good sense of humour 5ft10 athletic build tanned meduim length dark blond hair.looking for fun and possible long term relationship.if you have any ideas im sure we can work something out to benefit both of us look forward to hearing from you ur pic gets mine. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/62/22884262.html &gt &gt &gt &gt &gt &gt &gt &gt &gt Single, Virgin, 28y, Sexy, Slim, Nice guy &lt &lt &lt &lt &lt (Reading, Age: 28) Hi Thanks for reading my ad. Can gumtree help to find me a good relationship I am 28y 5 8&quot Single Slim Educated Non-smoker Indian guy. I am looking for a girl-friend whom I can love care enjoy have fun. would like to do what she would love I want to make her happy. I am an easy going person with moral values. I belive in living every moment of time and understanding as basis of relationship. If you find suitable lets talk and meet sometime and see how it goes. Looking forward to hear from you. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/41/25017541.html Everything happens for a reason (Kemble, Age: 28) Hi Thanks for reading my message post thingy Im 28 5 11&quot and in fine fettle with short cropped hair and I sport a cracking pair of glasses if I do say so myself. My favourite food is Pop tarts and I wash once a week whether I need it or not. I am fully housetrained and I always lift the seat up when I go for a wee. I have all my own teeth and I can still chew Wham bars. I have a wide interest in music from Acid House to mellow beats and in my later years I have found a fondness for the eighties tuneage like Kraftwerk and Bucks Fizz. I am looking for a lady who likes all of the above and below and can talk the hind legs off a donkey and is also good with modern kitchen cleaning products such as Barry Scotts Cillit Bang and Cif (Jif) I also like newspapers with pictures in to break up the monotony of the written word. Oh and my favourite colour is a sort of Greeny Red which ive heard some people call Amber. Ive finally written (myself) off here because theres someone at the door shouting through the letterbox wanting their budgie back so I should go. If you would like to find out more feel free to get in touch it would be great to hear from you. Goodbye x http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/12/22785312.html 'Now fully Housetrained' Bloke Looking for a Bird (Swindon but will travel to bus stop, Age: 28) Hi Thanks for reading my post thing Im 28 5 11&quot and in good nick with short cropped hair and all of my own teeth which can still chew Curly Wurlys without falling out. My favourite food is Pop tarts and I wash once a week whether I need it or not. I am partially housetrained and I always lift the seat up when I go for a wee but I cant be held responsible for chucking out the milk when its on the turn because im just not that observant. I have a wide interest in music from Mozart to Bucks Fizz. The bird needs to good with modern kitchen cleaning products such as Barry Scotts Cillit Bang and Cif (Jif I am looking for a lady who likes all of the above and can talk the hind legs off a donkey. I like to read newspapers with pictures in to break up the monotony of the written word and my favourite colour is a sort of Greeny Red which is called Amber. Ive finally written (myself) off here because theres someone at the door shouting through the letterbox wanting their budgie back so I should go. If you would like to find out more feel free to get in touch it would be great to hear from you. Quick responses are required please as I cant open the back door goodbye x And to my next door neighbour who throws bin bags over the fence would you please stop it. Thank you http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/55/23584755.html Partially Housetrained Man Looking for a Layde (wilts, Age: 29) Hi Thanks for reading my post thing Im 28 5 11&quot and in good nick with short cropped hair and all of my own teeth which can still chew Curly Wurlys without falling out. My favourite food is Pop tarts and I wash once a week whether I need it or not. I am partially housetrained and I always lift the seat up when I go for a wee but I cant be held responsible for chucking out the milk when its on the turn because im just not that observant. I have a wide interest in music from Mozart to Bucks Fizz. The bird needs to good with modern kitchen cleaning products such as Barry Scotts Cillit Bang and Cif (Jif I am looking for a lady who likes all of the above and can talk the hind legs off a donkey. I like to read newspapers with pictures in to break up the monotony of the written word and my favourite colour is a sort of Greeny Red which is called Amber. Ive finally written (myself) off here because theres someone at the door shouting through the letterbox wanting their budgie back so I should go. If you would like to find out more feel free to get in touch it would be great to hear from you. Quick responses are required please as I cant open the back door goodbye x http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/25/23335225.html Looking For Love And Happiness (edinburgh, Age: 40) i am looking for the woman of my dreams she is an honest trustworthy and happy person who enjoys good times a woman whos beauty shines from the inside to reviel her true charictar some people might say that she is ugly but to me she would be the most beautifull woman ever some people might say she is poor but to me she would be rich because the way she makes me feel is more important than any amount of money i am looking for a woman to make happy because the happier she is the better i feel quot &quot a woman to love&quot &quot &quot &quot a woman to trust&quot &quot &quot &quot a woman to grow old with&quot &quot and at the end &quot &quot a woman to die for&quot &quot i have lived the fairy tail i am now looking for the &quot &quot Happy Ending&quot &quot thank u for taking the time to read this advert and if ur 30ish 40ish and u feel at times a bit lonely in your life and u would like an happy ending to the lonelyness then please get in contact . http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/94/25261894.html How about a Date (Reading, Age: 40) Hi i am looking for a nice polish or eastern european girl to take out for meal chat etc. Me asian slim easygoing. I hope i get some replies. thanks http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/56/24664856.html Are you geeky and living in Reading? I know I am. (Reading, Age: 23) Hi Not really done this before but I thought Id give it a try as all of the girls I meet tend to be far too normal for my liking Like the header says Im pretty much a geek I like Doctor Who and Im far more likely to watch an old B-movie than a football match. Geekery isnt all that defines me of course Im an aspiring writer looking for inspiration and all of those boring but secretly flattering words like &quot honest&quot &quot decent&quot and &quot weirdo&quot are ones my friends would use to describe me. Im looking for someone who can share my passions with me and someone who themselves is friendly and honest. I want to find someone who I can laugh with and who likes nothing more than to curl up with a good Dvd and a glass of wine. Could it be you? If so let me know ) http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/99/24133499.html Looking for a fun and easy going female.age 25 to 37. (Reading, Age: 32) Hello Im a single male 32 on the look out for a nice girl for maybe some dates and god knows what else. Im an easy going person into all the normal things in life going out socialising cinema sport cosy nights in etc. Drop me a line and a pic if interested and well see what happens will have a laugh if nothing else. No stupid replies please. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/67/23238867.html Looking for a decent lady (lightgreenflash hotmail.co.uk, Age: 33) hello Thanks for viewing the add. All what i wish to have a great time with a wondurfull heart lady. i am a man with age of 33 from arab race.i am 182 cm long and 85kg with a brown skin and brown hair and blue eyes. I have sencse of huomer down to earth. i like to hange out watch movies and walking. many thanks and hope to hear from u soon. x lightgreenflash hotmail.co.uk http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/24/24235424.html Dj looking for girlfriend (Reading, Age: 27) Hello Im a Dj looking for a girlfriend who has a four channel mixer. If interested please send photo (of the mixer Cheers ) http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/33/26364933.html Hi Ladies Are you Single, Divorced or Separated and Looking for a Relationship? (Reading, Age: 27) Hi Being first time in such a site dont really know how to place this Well Im 27 male and single. By profession I m a Financial Analyst in really hectic schedules (although it pays off well through salary so I dont really complain ) with a good sense of humour and am looking for an intelligent and fun-loving woman for some relationship to go out with on dates and take things from there to see where it goes I feel quite comfortable interacting with other people. Indeed I find the company of others very stimulating and enjoy meeting new people. I have a strong appreciation for beauty both in art and nature am easily absorbed in music and art and have good access to and awareness of my own emotions. I enjoy activities that get my creative juices flowing. I take things as they come and enjoy having a good time and get along well with most people. On top of that I have respect and appreciation even for people who are different from me. I Had a few serious ones before and gained lots of experience out of them to satisfy someone. I now need some company to spend some quality time with in the first place have fun with especially during the weekends since being immersed in my immense work load I usually keep busy during the weekdays. So here I am For someone having similar views and looking for some relationship at least while it starts. Who knows? Things might turn out to be better than expected. Please dont worry at all about how you look how old are you where youre from or how much you weigh As an absolute minimum you shouldnt be married or in a serious relationship with another guy as I have tremendous respect for both these things in terms of commitment If you think that youre the right one please contact me with your photo and Ill send you mine in reply. Who knows? May be this is what youve been waiting for since long So dont think too much Just give it a go You might get more than what youre expecting Dont I sound confident here? P.S. Please don t waste your time by contacting me if you are based anywhere outside of England. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/41/26364641.html guys looking for women (reading, Age: 59) warm caring guy good sense of humour likes outdoor putsuits sun worshipping sporty pastimes and having fun seeks spicy female 40 to 55 forgood times laughs and who knows http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/77/24389877.html guys looking for women (reading, Age: 59) warm caring guy 50s seeks broad minded lively female 40 to 55 for fun and frolics fun wrestling sun worshipping laughs good times and holidays and eating out. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/24/24014824.html guys looking for women (reading, Age: 59) warm caring family guy 50s seeks fun loving bubbly mum for good times going places eating out and lots of laughs. i like sports and i am a sun worshipper looking for a female with similar interests between 45 to 55 http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/19/24013219.html guys looking for women (reading, Age: 55) fun loving guy 50s seeks female 40 to 55 for fun and frolics visiting places eating out fun wrestling and lots of laughs http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/46/23769346.html Hi everyone (reading, Age: 26) Im a cheerful single person who nearly always wears a smile. I like to meet new people so Im looking for friendship socialising or maybe more. who knows? Because my english language is not my strength It would be nice to meet someone who can help me improve it. If youd like to get acquaint or know more of me leave a message please and you can be sure I will write you back. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/09/25335409.html 26 year old Lad having a ganders (Reading, Age: 26) Got told about this site through a mate of mine Just came on here to see what weird and wonderfull ladys I can get aquainted to been single for ages just looking for a lady to chat to and then see where it takes us Im not skinny but im no johnny vegas size but Im funny well i think i am and im chilled so if you fancy having a chat give me a message http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/78/25086578.html You to view? (Berks Bucks Surrey ish, Age: 26) Hello um. ok here goes. Me male slim sporty very gentle natured bashing my body back into shape after a recent injury. Couple more weeks and I should be there whoope back to looking good again Would love an incentive to get me throughhence this ad as a kind of special prize. You female curious maybe and willing to undress me take a step back and take a good look and to comment on the fruits of my recent exertions. Oh and to smile too I hope More by e-mail. Chris xx http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/14/21976614.html loyal romantic single guy seeks a pretty smile (swindon, Age: 39) hi i live in old town swindon im looking for a lady to share my life with i have a good job tht takes alot of my time but not all of it i enjoy travel and live bands.looking for a lady with a pretty smile that uses it when she says hello to me x http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/99/25212299.html Looking for real Love (Reading, Age: 29) Hi I am 29 years old male looking for a really sweet and special girl. I would like to meet the right lady and share with her my life and feelings going out or relaxing in front of a movie but basically trying to enjoy life together as much as possible. I am a romantic person so if you are interested in what I am writing now please drop me an email and maybe we could both make our dream real. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/85/12788285.html Grumpy old man (Reading and surrounds, Age: 29) Grumpy old man (51) has been known to smile occasionally (back in the 80s) would like a new female friend. Someone who likes coffee wine chatting and enjoying life would be ideal.tempt me Have fun G. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/88/25406688.html guy looking for fun (reading , Age: 35) straight guy 35 tall medium build looking for women for nsa fun nothing heavy . http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/36/11677036.html Guy Looking for Hot Whites Latinas Asians. (Reading, Berkshire, Age: 29) Hiya Girls Im looking for a sexy White Asian Latina in her 20s Girl with a great personality (fun to be with very easy to talk to great date anywhere quot Ok a little about myself. Im 29 single friendly bubbly person but can also be quiet depending on the company. Do the usual drink pubs clubs and films. Hope to hear from you soon &quot T.I http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/38/11070938.html South African Male (Berkshire Windsor, Age: 37) Hi there Im a 37yr old white South African male.born in Jhb grow up in Durbs spent 10 yrs in Cape Town b4 coming out here. Iv been living here 5yrs now never been marred yes im single as well. Mates call me Paddy but its Patrick. I live in Windsor but work in London. Im honest caring friendly really down to earth. I enjoy life to the full like meeting up with friends getting out in the country side chilling home going to the moves eating out or getting a Dvd. Im looking for a South African or an Eng Lady betten 27-38yrs old who i can spend time with who is under standingcaringfriendly most of all who is honest. If that sounds like u drop me a line I will get bk to u if u have a pix that will be cool but if not that is ok as well. Thanks for reading my add. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/91/25413291.html Looking for polish girl (Reading, Age: 30) Hello There 30 Middle Eastern Guy Looking For Attractive Polish Female For Friendship And More. do Not Heistate To Email Me Back. x http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/76/17663676.html Fancy Hols, Weekends Away etc? (Anywhere, Age: 35) Male 35 who loves to travel hols would like to hear from a female who would be happy to accompany me. Thinking possibly of a weekend in Amsterdam and a week or two somewhere in Greece Egypt and or Goa. Though if you have suggestions of places to go then feel free to share them with me If a relationship develops then great but am happy if it just stays plutonic. This is a genuine ad and dont worry if your finances are tight as Im happy to cover costs. Most importantly Im safe respectful and asking for nothing more than your company http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/75/24617975.html If you want to have a good time. (Reading, Age: 26) Hello there I am looking to meet a lady who wants to go out for dinner drinks or a movie. I m 26 M professional very well educated. I have a good job and work full time mon thru fri. I can hold my own in a conversation. I like sports movies reading books dining out travelling and up for anything fun. I am looking forward to meeting someone with similar interests and have a good time. If any of this sounds interesting to you please drop me a line. Cheers http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/04/25489204.html Looking for something (Reading, Age: 32) I am a 32 year old (Looks younger so they say) professional guy and recently moved to the area. Dont know many people around so would be nice to meet up with someone nice and see if that leads to anything more. I like going to pubsclubscinemaconcertstravellinggym and cooking. lets meet up for a drink or two and we will figure out if we have something in common http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/69/21650769.html Absolutely why not (Reading, Age: 27) Helloo there Walking by the riverside in the past few weeks looking at all the couples sat outside in the sunshine (when it hasnt been raining of course) made me realise two things Shit I think I am jealous of all the couples sharing drinks and private jokes. Second while theyre enjoying each others company Im sitting in the pub with a few mates drinking far too much and chatting the kind of rubbish only drunkards talk about. Before you start envisaging Jimmy Royle let me tell you about me I am 27 years old been to University I now work in It and live on my own in Reading town centre. Im just over 6ft tall with short dark hair and eyes (the hair is short not the eyes Im mixed race half British half Pakistani Im not religious in any was at all and certainly dont sound like a rude boy. I also have the kind of chest hair that would make Austin Powers weep so depending on your viewpoint Im either a gorilla or 100 pure machismo (I prefer the latter Btw To balance out the binge drinking I hit the gym during the week. I would love to say how much I love the gym and talk about all the feel good endorphins that float around your body after a good work out. But I wouldnt want to lie to you. I do not enjoy the gym panting on a treadmill while looking at your reflection in the mirror is not my idea of fun. Sadly I go to the gym out of reasons of sheer vanity and to keep the beer belly at bay (Google the term drunkorexic) I also consider myself to be hilarious. Not many others do but I do try awfully dam hard. I would love to talk about my extensive range of hobbies too but I dont have any. I enjoy movies and catching up with friends meals out and good conversation are not hobbies Maybe if you have any interesting interests then you can introduce them to me? Where were we? Ah yes we were talking about me I can construct a sentence and I have perfectly normal social skills. I am really laid back (perhaps a little too much so) and smoke far too much. I like to think that when I quit smoking Ill be perfect. I was born with two left feet I have no interest in football and love nothing more than a long lie in on the weekends. Im slightly old fashioned where Im of the mindset of meeting for a meal on the first date rather than just getting drunk. I would also shine my shoes and comb my hair for the occasion. Just to be clear I do meet girls on nights out its more that I hate the bullsh t that comes with dating and wouldnt want to waste my time or anyone elses with someone who I could not see a future with. Also if you hadnt noticed Reading is full of Chavs they do look hot though but Im looking for something more substantial. I will be honest and hate to admit this when Im out on the town on the weekends spending far too much money and drinking too much I do have a great time. But at the same time I would much rather be having a nice quiet evening with a great woman. Yup I think I would love to settle down but only for the right person. If you are a fun and intelligent and confident and attractive then I would love to hear from you. Sadly no pic no reply I dont want to be victim of my matess wind ups it also shows that you are genuine. And this is equally as important please please please show that you have actually read this post before you reply. Thanks. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/43/22612543.html are you special one? (sex.mad live.com, Age: 24) Hi there Im looking to meet nice genuine girls Someone who likes to be active and have fun someone who enjoys a good laugh and good conversation. Im a very honest very friendly and very polite and laid back guy who loves to laugh and smile ) I have very nice body very good looking. I love music and films I like to be outdoors. hmm not sure what else to say. So any questions just ask and let me know Hope to hear from you soon http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/57/25482857.html Looking for long term relationship (Reading, Age: 41) Hi im looking for that special someone I dont have an ideal woman so who knows maybe it could be you http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/65/26319465.html Any Japanese lady out there. (Windsor, Age: 32) Am looking for a meaningful relationship with a Japanese lady in the Berkshire London area Am currently based in the Windsor area) Ideally she should be honest kind caring etc and in return she will also get the same If youre out there look forward to hearing from you soon. Best A http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/71/26268871.html Looking for a genuine girl (Berkshire, Age: 27) hello Im looking to meet a nice genuine girl Someone who likes to be active and have fun someone who enjoys a good laugh and good conversation. Im a very honest and laid back guy who loves to laugh and smile ) Im slim nice looking. i love music and films i like to be outdoors. hmm not sure what else to say. so any questions just ask Hope to hear from you soon http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/50/24429150.html Lonely on my birthday (Lonely on my birthday, Age: 33) Hello There Thank you for reading my add just being lonely on my birthday wishing if any female can share with me im not into pups and night clubs would love to meet honest and serious lady im not inti one night stand either. Being single is not easy as you would know. im 33 years old live and work in reading if you find me intersting please please reply to my add Thanks alot http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/90/25561790.html guys looking for women (reading, Age: 59) warm fun loving guy 50s seeks 45 to 55 bubbly and happy female to soak away the summer sun and lots of outdoor pursuits fun and laughs leading to a steady relationship http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/68/25837268.html I am seeking a down to earth, honest and open-minded arabic speaking girl (Reading, Age: 32) Actually this is for a friend of mine who is Arabic and who has been single for all eternity and doesnt deserve to be because he is (1) gorgeous without exaggeration (2) honest (3) a simple-hearted man with all the soul in the world. Okay nobody is that perfect but he comes pretty close. Hes a simple guy not pretentious but astonishingly handsome only shy and that holds him back too greatly from finding love. I am trying to change that because hes been good friend to me. If you are honest open-minded a generous and loving person and also speak arabic do get in touch. Thanks http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/58/25843658.html Guy seeks girl (West Berks, Age: 33) Hiya thanks for reading 33-year old broad-minded white guy with decent job and own home seeks young lady for possible relationship to include a bucketful of fun and laughter a healthy dose of kisses and cuddles equal measures of banter and debate a peppering of nights in and nights out and a smattering of cheek and naughtiness. Im just under 6ft tall no Brad Pitt look-alike but no Frankenstein either could do with dropping a few pounds but big heart and big cuddles short fair hair 2 eyes (either blue or green noone knows for sure also comes complete with arms and legs. Ideally seeking girl of similar age with positive outlook must not have a fear of smiling laughing or communicating and must also value honesty integrity and loyalty. If you fit the rather broad description above Id love to chat with you to find out more feel free to drop me a line telling me a bit about yourself and we can see where it goes. Hopefully talk soon http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/35/26276735.html Geeky guy seeks geeky girl for fun and alliteration (Reading, Age: 24) Hello Im a fairly unashamed geek living in the Reading area looking to meet some new people preferably of the female persuasion for conversation in the first instance dating in the second and hoping to end up somewhere on the scale between &quot Friendly casual acquaintances&quot and &quot Soul mates&quot inclusive. Now Im not just a geek of course Im a very sociable warm funny (even if I do say so myself) individual and you should never expect me to be anything less than honest with you (Unless its to do with fashion- I find it very hard to have an opinion in that area I asked some friends and colleagues to describe me in three words and here are a few of the responses &quot Easygoing brainy friendly&quot &quot A complete bastard&quot With recommendations like that you cant go far wrong really. A bit more about me though- Im a non-smoking (Though I do have the occasional drink) usually clean-shaven (Both qualities Id look for in a woman) glasses-wearer. Im not particularly sporty- My idea of a good night is dinner and a show film rather than a trip to the gym followed by a night of clubbing- but I do enjoy going for long walks. I think Ive probably said more than enough to be getting on with- Either your interest has been piqued by now or you stopped reading five minutes ago. Email me wont you and well see what happens from there. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/27/26234427.html Single male seeks female friends. (Wokingham, Age: 47) Single asian man 510&quot tall dark and handsome slim to medium build healthy and fit trustworthy reliable kind but firm and assertive would like to meet local female friends for coffee wine chatting socialising walking and enjoying life. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/36/25766736.html 28y man looking for love (Reading, Age: 27) hello I am 27 year romantic caring smart handsome and tall not British but I am living and working here in UK Reading employed with a permanent job with Oil Gas construction engineering company I am looking for a nice woman could make my life pink If you want I can send you my picture if interested then please send me your picture and time will show Thanks http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/50/26202550.html High expectations? (near Reading, Age: 27) Seeking similar. 27 year old professional Quite sporty and athletic (well gym-goer anyway) Likes good food travelling sports interesting company Financially stable Confident and self-assured Please also send a picture I will of course send mine in return If it sounds like you why not drop me a line? http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/01/26187801.html Can you kick my ass (walingford watligton, Age: 30) Well i have just turned 30 and still single and still been living like i was 18. now its time to grow up Well now i need to change do you reckon you can my ass when I am down do you reckon you can hold converstaion and have a good time and drink coffee I hope so email if you wanna know more o) jamie http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/02/26175202.html Rebel Without a Cause (Reading, Age: 43) Hi Do you fancy seiing Rebel Without a Cause on Monday night at Vue in the centre of Reading followed by a drink and a chat? I really do but do not want to go alone. Im 41 but sometimes feeling like 21 and I would love to meet you. What have you got to lose? Drop me a mail and lets go from there. Hoping to hear from you Gxx http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/57/26170257.html Hello (Slough, Age: 38) I am a single indian guy who would like to meet a nice woman for some fun. Look forward to hearing from you http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/70/26167970.html Musical Man (20) looking for love (Wokingham, Age: 20) (Just to let you know the green hair in the photo is only a halloween wig) Hello. My name is Rob Lodge (or just Lodgemonster) I am 20 years old and I live in Wokingham. I would say that I was fun-loving energetic and down-to-earth but that would be very cliched so I wont. However as the title of the posting might suggest I am very much into music especially but not limited to hard rock and metal. I am also in the process of teaching myself how to play guitar so I would to be good to find someone who could help in this area. As for a career I am currently working as a nursery nurse with children aged 3 5. It may sound strange for a guy to be working in childcare but it is something that I have thoroughly enjoyed. I also enjoy photography cycling and of course the odd evening out on the town. My idela female partner would be within 2 or 3 years of me with some of he same interests. Looks are not really important as all I really ask for is someone who I can talk to and who can appreciate me for who I am and I promise that I will do the same for you. Hope to hear from you soon. Rob http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/51/26140151.html nice lookin' 24y o guy (Reading, Age: 24) Hi i need Reading girlfriend im free on weekends x http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/69/26138069.html asian, 38 seek blonde polish lady (reading, Age: 38) m 38 6ft3 shaved head. medium build am looking for a lady of blonde polish origin aged 33 medium petite build who is an affectionate sensual type. if you wear glasses that is sexy plus otherwise i am a liberal western-cultured guy divorced (kids grown up) educated professional. i like arts nature spirituality personal development keep-fit travel. i am a friendly easy guy to get along withquite approachable and accomodating in nature. i get on with most people from all walks of life. I am also patient and understanding. i am in the centre of the personality scale i get on best with fairly guiet types but not too introverted i am looking for an emotional and spiriitual relationship in addition to the physical aspect. i do get turned on my romantic thoughts and actions and always want to be a prince for a disney princess. i feel i have a lot of love and affection for someone. I guess I am a simple guy when it comes to dates. Good company is key. Someone who is nice to relax with easy going. As for what to do in a date anything from a movie outdoor walks in the sun nice meal or just a drink or two and chat is more than a good start in my book to connect yourself with another person on a deep emotional level. We all need to feel that someone really understands how we are feeling asking people to rate how nice they are is unlikely to yield a genuine insight into anything other than their ability to deceive themselves and others. i do get turned on my romantic thoughts and actions and always want to be a prince for a disney princess. i feel i have a lot of love and affection for someone. thanks for reading and good lick. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/71/26070971.html &quot I wanna know if you'll be my girl quot (Reading, Age: 29) Im a single 29 yo person who like to meet a nice and beautiful girl. Im looking for friendship or maybe more. who knows? And because my English language is not my strength It would be nice to meet someone who can help me improve it. If youd like to get acquaint or know more about me leave a message please and you can be sure I will write back. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/01/26031001.html hi (maidenhead reading, Age: 29) Hi there. I would not say a lot here in here. just want you to know that i am honest single guy looking for a relationship. I am 26 years old and I thing its time for me to start finding that special someone in my heart. ive never been into relationship with opposite sex before and I be happy to meet someone who would make my life more complete. i am into white one too tall for I am not tall guy. I dont smoke and very simple. I would really really like to explore the wonderful things that this life offers. Well drop me a line and well see things how it goes. There nothing really interested about as you will make something interested in it. Cheers and Ill hear from you there. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/03/26004503.html Up for Wine, Dine and Dance with 30 yr male (Reading, Age: 30) Hi There I am 30 single young It Professional from Reading looking forward to meet descent genuine lady between 30 to 40 for friendship meal and drinks. Too much to do during weekdays and hence need some good time in open air with good company during weekends or evenings after work (if lucky enough ot finish earlier.lol) I look forward to hear from one of you very soon. Bye for now and take care Cheersxx http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/78/25985078.html Freindship and Fun (Genuine) (Rg10, Age: 28) Hi All 28 male recently moved down this way would love to talk to some girls have a laugh via email then see where it goes Drop me an email back and lets talk S http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/45/25966545.html Another christmas on yer jack prospect of) (Flexible, Age: 45) Still available one 45 years old 5 10 professional single male 11 stone and reasonably fit and dare I say it .not bad looking? My kids are all grown up pretty much off my hands and it would be nice to meet someone in a similar situation. Wanted one cracker to share my life with preferably a non smoker and who keeps themselves fit. I live near Wokingham but don t object to roving a bit. If you are looking for the same drop me a line and if you send me a pic I ll send you one straight back http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/62/25011662.html feel alone? Want someone decent to be with? (Berkshire(ish), Age: 45) Are you still alone? Its summer and everyone is with someone but you also want to be with someone right? Well maybe just maybe we have something in common already. Im a professional individual who has a great career won awards too as well as being a Dj and producer and having my own company in It and working for another. Thats all great but really what I would like is just to be with someone. Its not hard to ask so why make it hard? It doesnt get you anywhere I dont like people who play games cheat sleep around there is no need for that and just confuses you and makes you more frustrated lead a simpler better and healthier life. Thats me pretty much. I just want to be able to be with someone look them in the eyes kiss them hold them tight in my arms and just tell them how great they are or just cuddle up on the sofa. I want to be able to go out with You putting You first. Maybe go out for dinner grab a flick or go for a walk watching the sunset by the river or something and eventually maybe even awake together watching the sunrise. I believe to be a deep sensitive caring genuine and decent person who just wants a relationship with someone decent. Why is it hard to ask for that? Im a caring passionate person and dont think but &quot do&quot .if I wanted to kiss you I would there and then no ifs or buts. life is too short for that and too short for being picky and fussy doesnt get you anywhere. I believe in self improvement personal development to improve yourself to be a better human being so you are sure to be with someone who is decent and as people these days say &quot has their head screwed on&quot I want to show you how committed dedicated I am to you to be with you and just hold you in my arms through good or bad times. What do you say? Lets stop wasting time and be together otherwise we are just wasting these precious days alone whilst we could be together having a great time together I must emphasis that Im a very positive person negitivity and being fussy doesnt get you anywhere I just want to be able to hold You in my arms make you safe and see those eyes just lighten up its not that hard if you give it a chance sweety I would write more but.I think I best leave it here for now. Awaiting your reply. x Note Self centered people and timer wasters not need to apply. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/63/25913363.html Handsome guy looking for someone special (Oxford, Age: 27) I am attractive tall and very active guy who is into most sports. I love going to cinema and to restaurants among other things and just chatting endless about everything and anything. I m hoping to meet a beautiful sensitive soul who I can share lifes experiences with. I do believe in soul mates and know that I could possibly find her on here. If you like my ad and want more from life then please respond with a message and a photo and if I like you in turn I will send one (message and photo) in response. Thanks for reading. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/60/25953860.html When Things Become Complicated Step Up and Become Dedicated (Windsor Area, Age: 26) Hi Thanks For Stopping By My Name is Sam im from Windsor Area and im Director and Consultant for a celebrity personal protection company. Im 26 years old and originally from southern ireland although ive been in England for past 22 years. Im looking for friendship with possibility of more. Email me directly at Sammorgan corecloseprotection.com Im also on facebook just search the above email more likely to reply if you have attached a picture. Look Forward To Hearing From You Sam.x. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/30/25874730.html Single late 20's Reading Male (Reading, Age: 28) Hiya ladies I am James a single 28 year old Reading male looking for a female for friendship maybe more. About me well I am 6ft tall have short Brown hair and Brown eyes sporty to medium build work full time in the Hospitality Sector as a Dept Manager in a hotel. I like going to pubs clubs cinema and nice romantic walks etc But I really enjoy those quiet cozy nights in with a bottle and dvd. About you well all I ask for is that you are genuine not a timewaster and enjoy similar things to me. Age looks non important single mums welcome to reply. You can e-mail or add me to msn on jamesbishop199 hotmail.com or text me on 07775566626 Take care for now James xx http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/94/25841194.html Single 40 year old guy (tilehurst, Age: 40) 40 year old genuine proffesional guy fit good job 510 brown blue seeking girklfriend http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/86/25816086.html 20 Yrs old guy.blond hair,blue eyes looking for some fun. (west reading, Age: 20) im looking for some fun.so why don t you contact me .doesnt matter the age.as long as you want some fun.kiss you all on youre )got that right http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/67/25773067.html Italian Lady (30 38) (Bucks, Age: 20) Piacere I am an English guy looking only for an Italian lady. Have a love of all things Italian food fashion etc Love Bologna and Milan but havent yet been to Sicily or the South. I have the humour of i ragionalli snr fantozzi but not all the time.only when skiing Ciao ciao C http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/18/25801618.html Male seeks asian girlfriend (Tilehurst, Age: 41) Hi im looking for a long term relationship with an asian girl please get in touch if youre interested. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/43/25796443.html I am a genuine,decent,nice guy,expecting any girl from reading to london this weekend (london, Age: 23) halo I thinkif there are any girls coming to london to visit placesfor this weekendI can give you a company.I am 23years old.and genuine one.If you have any plans then let us chatand decide. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/53/25784053.html asian guy wants to meet someone for him (maidenhead,windsor, Age: 23) Hi there I am miguel would like to meet somebody and see how it will be going. I am simple guy no much experience and would like to explore things. I am looking for serious relationship. am into outdoor walking not into pubs and i dont smoke. Hope to hear from you there gals. Drop me aline and lets take it from there. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/77/25731677.html Are you. (Berks, Age: 23) Pretty with personality Outgoing.enjoy sport travel theatre etc Lithe (okay.slim then) Intelligent Stylish Have excellent sense of humour .enjoy life laugh often.a bit mad? Height 5 7 Aged 30 38 Only looking for a long term relationship? http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/36/25714736.html contact please (Slough, Age: 32) Any single girl age 18 to 28 looking for shelter contacts with me I m alone and I m looking long term relation I m single and 30 independent. And I believe on relationship if you re caring nice loving and sincere and looking for long tern relation partner life partner friendship Room-mate any kind of relation so please contact with me. I will help you any mater please leave your number or picture I will contact you as soon as possible. coolstyle 5 hotmail.com thanx Amerx http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/57/25569757.html Fireworks (Reading, Age: 43) I am a single professional sporty guy who loves being outside on long warm summer evenings looking for a fun intelligent female to accompany me to the fireworks at the Henley regatta on Saturday 5th July. Will be a nice relaxed fun night out and maybe we can grab a few drinks and a bite to eat to go along with some good conversation and excellent fireworks. A http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/42/25545742.html guy looking for discreet daytime fun in highwood south lake area (woodley, Age: 26) contact me woodleyswinger yahoo.co.uk http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/24/25543824.html Helo Young guy looking for new friends and more (Slough, Age: 21) Well ive never done this before so i dont really know what im doing Lol Anyways im 21 and looking for new people I came out of a 4 year relationship about 5 months ago and now im ready to meet new people My friends would describe me as funny outgoing exciting and basically amazing Lol i dunno about amazing but the rest is right Im a working guy in the It sector so due to my boring job i try to lead an exciting and high octane social life I like my cars going to bars clubs sports going to random places but im also happy to chill out at home with the right person I have a good sense of humor (a bit sarcastic possibly) so be warned haha. Im 6ft tall blonde brown hair blue eyes well built and rock jeans and a T shirt most of the time (suited and booted for work tho lol Ive got a pierced ear and eyebrow (most people think its hot haha) Anyways. If you are still reading then i guess youre interested so email me Looking for girls aged 18 to 25. I would appreciate a pic in your reply your pic gets mine Thanks and hope to hear from you soon http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/81/25537481.html Biker chick wanted (Berks Surrey, Age: 21) Hi Im looking for a white Biker chick under 45 for a long term pillion. You will be on the larger side a Bbw would be perfect. Skinny women just dont float my boat. I like lazy women too and if you also have tattoos and smoke that would be even better. This woman enjoys a drink as well as going to rock concerts etc. Im in my forties 6 foot 2 tall with a slight beer belly (I dont smoke) and live just Sw of London in Surrey. If this sounds like you then send me a photo and Ill send you mine. Ta http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/14/25536314.html Male seeks female for relationship (Tilehurst, Age: 21) Im 41 and I live in Tilehurst. I like most things in life but currently missing that someone special to share everything with. Get in touch and well take one day at a time. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/47/25534747.html looking for me (Reading, Age: 23) hey i m 23 tall n good loking guy wana hang up with me leave me a message you will love it. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/50/25502850.html Single Scorpio male wltm slim scorpio or cancer star sign lady for Ltr (Reaqding Oxon, Age: 48) Hi well as the headline says I am a single male Scorpio star sign and I would like to meet a lady from a Cancer or Scorpio astrological sign. Why? well believe it or not it works. I have got to the ripe age of 48 and all of a sudden have stopped for 3 seconds to have a gaze behind me usually just looking ahead and outward rather than behind and inward) and I have realized that I m 48 and guess what yep still single don t ask me how cos I don t know how or why. However all is not lost well I want to be with someone not just anyone but someone who would be special for me and to me. I love to laugh and joke and don t really take things too seriously obviously there are times when but generally I don t worry about things. It is such a nice time of year at the moment and I would really like to find a nice warm hearted tactile spiritual slim lady for a loving and no nonsense relationship if I am honest I realize that relationship is a big word and it takes 2 etc etc etc But I would like it to turn out that way. I really do like slim ladies please don t take offence at that it s the way it is. I m a sucker for dark hair and blue eyes too. Yes I have feelings but im not a puppy dog with moping eyes hankering for a hug I am a man but Im kind hearted and warm in spirit and personality quite confident but not arrogant I live an uncomplicated and unconventional life I don t really watch Tv I don t hanker to go shopping at weekends and I never get bored only boring people get bored. Im very strong mentally physically and spiritually and don t break easy but I would really like to spend some time with someone who just wants to be loved. In terms of my appearance well I am 5 9 tall have blue eyes and brown hair I am clean shaven and I have an athletic build. I am very fit and in good shape and I do take care of what I eat. I have kind of a wacky sense of humour and love laughing at other people s misfortune and my own of course. I love comedy but not cheesy sitcoms. Don t know what I m like to be around but from people s reactions I guess I m easy going and fun and other people enjoy me. Generally I m happy and easy going im quite young at heart and most of my friends are younger than me( m wonder what that says) but I m no perv or freak which at least is good to know. Fidelity is huge with me and I definitely have a problem with people who think it is ok to play around I definitely don t and if I am with someone then I am with them. I hate liars and control freaks. I can occaisionally get a little stroppy if I see something that is wrong or just needs someone with ball to say so then that s me In terms of what I like then music films maths art sensual ladies squash have been involved in martial arts for 40 years or so I love skiing and I like to go on holidays where there is no shoes or newspapers or mobile idiots on phones or idots on mobile phones. I do like to have a drink now and then and also like to sometimes sit around and talk crap all night sometimes whilst listening to music and watching a film. I hope that gives you an idea about me. If you want to get to know me a bit more you know what to do please don t bother if you cant be bothered to say something other than your name. M x http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/64/25432764.html Third time lucky (Reading, Maidenhead, Windsor, Age: 35) Well maybe or should that be hopefully not really sure but think well go for hopefully sounds a bit more positive doesnt it. So Ive posted on here twice before. First ad was way to general and got the usual horrors of passport hunters and men offering to convert me. Then we had the lovely responses asking me if I had a good university education and did I earn a good salary.anyway you get the picture. The second one was very specific to attempt to weed out the above this had the side effect of getting me responses from people pointing out that I couldnt spell its true I cant and has something to do with me being taught to spell phonetically when I was young i.e. spell it as you say it. Anyway as much as I love being reminded of this Im not sure when you are responding to a dating ad that you should point out an obvious floor straight away. So for the third one if youve got this far that is. What I am looking for is a normal girl woman lady lass (Please note there is no mention of the word man here) height is immaterial although I am way over 6ft. Im looking for someone who is quite sporty and active as being a man I do play a lot of sport. Hmm finding this harder than either of the other two times. I do like talking so the ability to be able to hold a conversation about pretty much anything from Jam to Jcbs would be a really good thing as well. Have travelled a fair bit as well so an interest in that along with an interest in continuing to do so would also be good. Anyway stopping now as I could go on. If anyone is even slightly intrigued then give me a shout Im sometimes stupidly honest so you can ask any questions you want and I guess I can tell you more about what Im looking for as well. So third time lucky.heres hoping http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/71/24339971.html Is it normal after 40 or have I gone off the rails? (Reading, Age: 42) Dear female inhabitant of the gumtree After having a few good years of career building I suddenly feel like changing my outlook on life. So I climbed this gumtree. Now I m just sitting here on a green branch thinking about having a lovely woman by my side with no complications and enjoying life. Have I gone mad? If you are looking for someone unfit with limited interests please skip this ad (he-he just joking and don t want to offend anyone there Otherwise please find a Reply button attached to this window (its well hidden below This ad applies to Reading area only please. http://reading.gumtree.com/reading/61/25356561.html Honest, decent guy, looking for independent, intelligent woman (New Town, Age: 34) Hi Ive lived in Reading a couple of years. I have a good job and Im very active. You wont find me slumped down in front of a Tv for very long. Im looking for someone who enjoys intelligent conversation nights out nights in the usual. I dont feel like theres a hole in my life and Im not looking for someone who feels like they would be incomplete without a partner. instead Ive come to the conclusion that time spent with another person could be a big bonus and Im looking for someone who feels the same. Im not scared of commitment and Im definitely not the sort who plays the field. 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