Looking to fill the odd evening with pleasant company between now and Xmas.

Obviously I am looking for that sublime combination of stunning beauty, intelligence, charm, sex appeal, depth, high heels and the ability to choose from a menu.

I really am NOT looking for anything beyond that; just dinner and good company. Any age is fine, although pensioners will need to be accompanied by their parents.

Me? Your mum would probably want you to marry me. Nice chap, good conversation, good job and amusing. Will make you laugh, feel safe and not have any annoying habits. Although if I have heard a good joke recently I will probably have to tell it to you.

So if you don’t want to marry me, but are looking for an amusing night out and some good food then take a punt and send me a reply. Pictures are not required at this point, but I am bloke so if I get more than 1 reply I might subconsciously favour the one with the photo.

And if I had to choose 2 traits then intelligence and high heels would win the day.

Ciao!

P.S. Anyone expecting to go halves, pay for the wine, share the petrol will be offended as I just don’t believe in any of that rubbish.

P.P.S. How about here? http://www.castlerestaurant.co.uk/

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